Oscar Wilde
有一次大學上課分配劇本的腳色
因為我翹課翹太多了 也不太清楚角色內容是什麼
我只有一個大原則 男生演男生 女生演女生
所以當角色名單出來 我看見有位小姐名稱為Lady Bracknell想說得救了
就挑了這個 而且女生應該是不愛講話 所以我台詞一定很少
沒想到打開劇本 blahblahblah 原來Lady Bracknell是位多話的歐巴桑

(當時我還心想是lady 應該會是淑女....)
不過當時我們這組要演分配到的那一段的時候
我跟同學借了把黑雨傘當道具 然後我們組員把該念的台詞唸完
就我自己一個人solo秀 開始唸我那一段
本來還想說我怎麼命這麼苦 先選居然沒有先贏
可是演完老師說我演的很好 (在說我是OBS嗎?....)
重點是自己在練習台詞的時候 我也喜歡上Oscar Wilde的妙語如珠了
貼10個Oscar Wilde的quotes:
1. A poet can survive everything but a misprint.
2. A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her.
3. A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.
4. A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything but the value of nothing.
5. A man who does not think for himself does not think at all.
6. Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.
7. He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
8. How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive.
9. I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
10. I can resist everything except temptation.